Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Larry the Blind Guy is back with his debut single, "Stayin' A Wonk". The lyrics are mostly inside jokes about Larry and the other Wonks at sweetfeatheryjesus.com so come on over and enjoy some laughs. Stayin' A Wonk -------------- (to the tune of the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive") Well, you can tell by the way my eye drifts off, I'm a blind man, just call me a wonk. Laugh real loud and women run, I've been kicked around Since I was born. And now it's all right, it's ok. If you can't look the other way. You may never understand Root beer's effect on a man. Whether you're a colored, or Jimmy's mother, We're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk. Feel the forum breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk. Ah ha ha ha, stayin' a wonk, stayin a wonk. Ah ha ha ha stayin' a wonk. Well now, I can't get blown and I can't get laid And if I ever get either, I'll have it made. Now I'm sweepin' kernals and makin' food That's not quite as good as Freckles' poo. Oh no, it's not bad, it's ok. You may want to look the other way. You may never understand A dog turd's effect on a man. Whether you're a colored, or Jimmy's mother, We're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk. Feel the forum breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' a wonk, stayin' a wonk. Ah ha ha ha, stayin' a wonk, stayin a wonk. Ah ha ha ha stayin' a wonk. Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me. Somebody help me. Yeah. Stayin' a wonk. Well, you can <b>...</b>
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